Top Ten...

Here's todays Top 10 Reasons to contact us.

1. Y2K is a license plate seen on a British sports car...
2. Internet is where the trout goes when you have to take your hook out of his mouth...
3. Office Automation means you have Office Depot on speed dial...
4. Visual Basic Script is what you need from an Optometrist to correct your eye sight to 20/20...
5. E-Mail is a new life form discovered on the last episode of The X-Files...
6. Software is what you shop for at Victoria's Secret...
7. Visual C is found in orange juice and helps prevent colds...
8. Microsoft Windows are velour curtains in your living room...
9. A client-Server is the waiter at a business luncheon...
10. HTML is an abbreviation for Hotel/Motel...